Thursday, May 5, 2011

Chapter Sixty-One: A Guy's Hymn

Remember a long time ago when I postulated that the redlights are actually prostitutes, and the Slender Man is their pimp?

NEW THEORY: The Shy Guys are the redlights, and Bowser is their Master before he went on a serious diet.

They all wear red hoodies and masks. Granted, the redlights we've known usually don't wear masks, but still: Coincidence?

I think not.

Scary, huh?


Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Chapter Sixty: Tackles Inflict

Can't tell if sick, or just in incredible trouble. I've stayed at home both yesterday AND today and from the looks of things I'll probably stay at home again tomorrow, although my parents might not like that.

It's been happening a lot. The last few times I've been sick enough to stay home from school and we went to the doctor the doctor always says I'm fine. I never have a fever, but every other symptom instead. Stomachache, headache, earache, eyeache, everythingache, sore throat, nausea, you name it.

Although I do get to stay home from school, which is always a good thing.