Monday, July 4, 2011

Messenger's Report

I'm here to report the death of Jonas Dorowitz. You know him as Joce. What with all that's been happening lately, it took a while to get this done.

He was abducted by one of our people two weeks ago, given a whiff of chloroform, and then hauled over to a pit at some construction site filled with rainwater, where his head was shoved underwater until, know.  Pretty brutal, yeah, but what's done is done.

His body was then cremated, and his ashes spread over the Hollywood sign.  Overkill, in my opinion, but hey, Janus apparently has a flair for the dramatic.  Jonas' parents were told that he had been in a car accident, and that his body had been too maimed to be recovered.

Let's all have a moment of silence for Jonas Dorowitz, Jon Joce, bard of truths.

Okay, blog's over.  Nothing to see here, people.  Move along.

-Don't Shoot The Messenger-