Chapter Forty-Three: Blustering Villa

I am the very model of a modern enlightened servant,

I've information torturous, killable, and riddle jaunts,

I know the king of all, and I quote His wisdom glorious

From things to do and things to turn, in such an order more-ious;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters musicalital,

I understand the verses, both the simple and complexital,

About the boy who shall be ours I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many cheerful facts about the ways to make him be of use.